The Blunder
Beezlebop has done it again... but this time, his blunder is of even more epic proportions! How could such a silly little creature wreck so much havoc on the fabric of reality!?
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Beezlebop has done it again... but this time, his blunder is of even more epic proportions! How could such a silly little creature wreck so much havoc on the fabric of reality!?
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Beezlebop, the 667th Origin Axie, was never the brightest nor most capable Axie among the 11+ million of his kin. He also had a bad habit for frequently doing the exact wrong thing at the worst possible moment. But, as a result, he was also frequently the root cause of some incredible adventures. The following is one of his tales, as ominous as his tokenId ~
One evening, while taking care of his daily iron ingot smelting obligations on w0nd3r's Warren (Lunacia, -143, -10), Beezlebop was struck with the strangest sensation. The hairs right behind his forehead clamshell stood on end as he was suddenly made aware that something very very odd was about to happen.
In the next instant, just a few meters away from him above a bare patch of dirt, erupted a shock of green static and a chaotic whirl of wind which wrenched open a molten agate portal to another dimension, from which emerged the head of a weirding witch!
But, before the witch even made it halfway out of the portal, Beezlebop reacted in a reflexive panic - with his goda mouth gaping, he strong-arm chucked a freshly made iron bar right at the witch which clonked off the middle of her forehead, causing her to crash right back into the portal.
This action would obviously have been pretty rude in its own right, but the fact that only the witch's power was keeping the molten mineral surface of the interdimensional portal in a stable state meant that once she was no longer conscious... the portal was no longer stable...
As soon as the tip of her pointy nose crashed back back through, the portal emitted an unsettling *CRACK* and its surface, which just moments before was flowing like lava, snapped frozen and shattered into a thousand pieces across the dirty savannah grassland.
Now, where the shiny green mineral portal had initially opened rippled a dark and shadowy hole in the fabric of spacetime that had sucked Beezlebop and his smelting equipment right into it!
All of this happened within just a few seconds, and it took a few seconds more before any of the other Axies working on w0nd3r's Warren, who had all looked up from their work and watched the whole ridiculous event transpire, to begin running around screaming in confusion and terror.
Fortunately, things started to calm down around w0nd3r's Warren a few minutes later once everyone realized that nothing else was close enough to the portal to be sucked into it. Still, even in keeping their distance from it, the constantly emitted a violent sucking sound which put everyone on edge.
At this point, it has been a few days since The Blunder and there has been so sign of Beezlebop nor any change in the portal's vacuous state. And, even though Beezlebop is just another average Axie, his friends and loved ones still miss him dearly and want him back!
